Write Gooder

Write like a damn human. Then hand the same rules to your AI.

• Nobody says a semicolon out loud. Never has. Not once in history. Periods are free, use a ton of them.
• Spelled-out words are for ransom notes. "We are confident" is stiff. "I’d put 20 bucks and a high-five on it" is a person.
• People read three-hour Reddit threads. About strangers’ divorces. Boring is the sin. Length never was.

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